Silver Tongue

May 13

Anonymous asked: Shove a cucumber up your ass

hetcharacteroftheday:

hetcharacteroftheday:

kingcasanuva:

That’s unsanitary, people eat those.

Why would a cucumber make your ass no longer safe to eat


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mint-and-love:

lucidnee:

If you don’t blow ya Capri sun back up after you drink it all you’re boring and not my friend

How dare you disrespect the pouch

if you blow it up and throw it for a dog to catch like a ball, then the power of the punch punishes you by turning you into a furry

(via mint-and-love)

indianburns:
“even the dead are feeling sorry at this point
”

indianburns:

even the dead are feeling sorry at this point

(via taffybuns)

alarmfire:

google search: how to say “I Would Do Anything For You” but make it sound casual

just say it like meatloaf

(via thatsthat24)

(via taffybuns)

scatteredintellect:

okay but bill wurtz presumably spent a whole year studying world history in depth and presented it in just 20 minutes, in a way that not only taught me more than i ever learned in school but presented it all in a blunt and realistic manner that exposed the general terror and manipulation that went into making the world what it is while keeping a lighthearted and entertaining tone. this shit is fucking genius

we could make a religion out of that

(via bloodsbane)

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dorkbending:

princessfailureee:

blackfemalescientist:

So my boyfriend’s school district had to put out a statement about 13 reasons why because there has been a significant increase in students cutting themselves and attempting suicide because of that show. Like when you talk to them about it, they specifically reference that show. Students are telling each other that they’ll be “one of the reasons.” School counselors a have been booked solid for weeks. So what can we do to get Netflix to take down this shitty shitty show.

for all the people who don’t understand AT ALL why some of us are so highly critical of this show.

One of my sisters friends tried to attempt and actually tried to leave tapes after watching this. She’s 16. Burn this shit ass show and salt the fucking earth.

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)