today’s goal:
gotta get 6 dollars so i can buy a box of cinnamon toast crunch
good news everyone, ive done everything on my to-do list.
im going to take the rest of the day off. ive earned it.
we dont have any milk
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Telling a girls parents you creampie her on a daily basis is socially unacceptable but saying you are trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.
Me and my mutuals logging tf in
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“Hi Dril - can’t we be civil about this?” has about 40 times the emotional impact as cutting to black with a gunshot sound
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- Streetwise cop with 20 years on the force
- loose cannon rookie straight out of the academy who doesn’t play by the rules
if you disagree you need to turn in your badge
this is long-suffering and exasperated captain erasure
say it louder for the people who only have 48 hours to solve the case
The oft persecuted old timer with one week till retirement.
What kind of SJW bullshit is this
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