you would assume that being a sword lesbian makes me a Fighter but actually im a Bard. like the thing is? im a Bard. i say gay things and everyone loves it
Bards are actually great sword fencers in all rulesets I have tried, I can’t for the life of me see why anyone would assume otherwise?? In fact, I’m convinced that “gay fencer” is pretty much the definition of the Bard archetype.
big mood all bards are gay, i know this because im gay & a bard
Me: Wait… Before we go in, can I roll to kick the castle doors open like a badass?
DM: Hell yeah
*rolls a 4*
DM: You kick at the doors but you don’t have enough force. One slowly swings open partially and all of the staff on the inside and outside are staring at you. Good luck with your dignity.
