Silver Tongue

May 11

Anonymous asked: concept; bill wurtz history of the adventure zone

bloodsbane:

“one time three dudes and their dad were like hey let’s pretend to be competent at adventuring, but just for a second, but then whoops people liked it so they said hey let’s try doing this MORE, for the ~beautiful fans~

and thus accidentally started what became a very popular podcast with INTRIGUE and MAGIC and also NO DOGS (except for that one dog that one time)

and just a touch of ~Tragic Backstory~

but, ironically, very few demonstrations of competence”

snorlaxatives:

no offense but the whole kissin kate barlow and “i can fix that” sam storyline from holes is quite frankly one of the most gripping and tragic in the history of cinema and i’m still not recovered from it

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harpxer:

my take on….taako  ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ (click for HQ!)

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scootsaboot:

while looking for a taako umbrella i came across this Gunbrella

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the signs as history of the entire world

• Aries: Here comes the Assyrian empire-- never mind it's the Babylo-- Media-- it's the Persian Empire! (wow, that's big)
• Taurus: ...they never got Ethiopia...
• Gemini: Coming soon to a dank river valley near you
• Cancer: It's sad. I'm sad. I miss you.
• Leo: here's some huge heads. Must be the Olmecs.
• Virgo: You could make a reli-- no, don't
• Libra: It's a great idea. He was great. And now he's dead.
• Scorpio: Don't worry about Rome, it won't fall.
• Sagittarius: Actually, never. And also now. Nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right?
• Capricorn: This whole thing is bullshit that's a scam fuck the church
• Aquarius: What's on the menu? Communism!
• Pisces: ...Wanna get enlightened in the middle of nowhere?

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friendly reminder to “programmers”

head-dunk:

if you’re not using one of these languages you’re a fraud and a hack

• z80 assembly
  
• dozens of arduinos hooked up to eachother, each one functioning as a single logic gate
  
• warioware diy
  
• snakes trained to use a mouse and keyboard
  
• arbitrary code execution in gen 2 pokemon
  
• scratch 
  
• dungeons and dragons 3.5
• arbitrary code execution in gen 1 pokemon
  
• sbahjsic
  

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undercitytwerkteam:

i got out of bed because i had a really good idea for a url and HAD to take it before anyone else infringed on my patent

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black-to-the-bones:

According to a report generated by the ACLU, of the one million incarcerated women in the U.S, 30 percent of them are black. 

This despite the fact that black women make up only 13 percent of the overall female population. 

This week several black-led organizations have united to bail out mother’s in more than a dozen jails across the country just in time for the Mother’s day.

This is the community. We stay united ,we fight and bring joy and happiness.

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