“sharks aren’t vicious!!! they’re like huge puppy dogs!! they’re big sweethearts and i dont understand why people are scared of them!!”
“sharks do not attack humans in the way movies constantly portray them. sharks are curious, inquisitive animals and many bites come from sharks who “test bite” humans in order to see what they are/if they’re a threat, but that one initial bite can be fatal. while sharks are not monsters bent on hunting and targeting humans, human who hand feed them and treat them like any other animal causes more human-shark incidents (sharks can become used to humans feeding them and thus bite at a human to find fish). sharks are not blood thirsty maneaters, but they are an extremely powerful animal that deserves respect and should be admired from a distance.”
“[Anything completely irrelevant to the LGBT community but happens to be enjoyed by many LGBT people] is gay culture”
“I’m not heterophobic I have a straight friend”
Acting like Macklemore is the savior of the LGBT community
Insisting the Babadook is gay
Posts that exaggerate how straight people write gay people (But let’s be real is it really exaggerating?)
“6 months on HRT” [Picture of something unrelated] “vs 4 years on HRT” [Picture of something vaguely similar but drastically different]
“There are only two genders” [Two pictures that are completely unrelated to gender]
“LGBT stands for:” [One or all the letters are changed to completely irrelevant things. Notably if one letter is changed it’s usually the T, or even the B]. (Example: “LGBT stands for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, uhh… Transformers…”)
Using football as a way to reference straight people without outright saying it, as if you’re too hesitant to say “straight/heterosexual” out loud
Honestly all of them are good but I can’t be here all day
“[Slight inconveniences/annoyances that everyone deals with on a daily basis] is homophobic.”
“[character] is gay now. sorry, I don’t make the rules”
