Silver Tongue

Nov 03

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• You: May I have the bill?
• Me, an intellectual: Might I acquire the William?

(Source: siphersaysstuff, via robustquestioner)

cerastes:

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

If the Cubs win tonight, we’re officially in the timeline where Timmy Turner is never born.

And so we are.

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justthefangirl:

ambris:

talkingtiramisu:

I don’t care if you don’t like Hillary. I don’t care if you were Bernie’s #1 supporter. I don’t care if Jill Stein “speaks” to you.

Listen to me. Today in class, we had a poll. Many of the students refused to vote because #NeverHillary and #DumpTrump and #I'mTooCoolForPolitics.

It came out 70% Trump. Trump won my class, because the left-leaning students refused to vote.

I know this election sucks. I know both candidates are problematic. But if you don’t go out there and vote for Hillary, Trump WILL be president. Our country WILL go to hell, and we WILL NOT make any real progress towards LGBT+ rights, women’s rights, or the rights of people of color. The right to have an abortion will be more heavily restricted, if not repealed. Our economy will continue to struggle because Trump will not raise taxes on the rich like we so desperately need to do. The environment will continue to hurt, as Trump has shown no real concern with environmental issues, and so will education. He has no political experience. NONE.

Please vote for Hillary. Please keep this misogynistic, racist, homophobic, and selfish man out of our government. We don’t need any more.

This ^

(Source: b0jackyellow, via jwblogofrandomness)

cakelikeowen:

unapologeticbicth:

wintersoldierau:

long live the gayliens

*venus by lady gaga plays softly in the distance*

that’s it 

we’ve done it

the gays have taken over space 

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burgerkid:

*5 minutes after starting homework*

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