he’s sort of an infamous (well, as far as anyone knows he’s an okay guy? maybe??? no one seems to have ever actually talked to him???) big name furry
who is notorious for one thing
he is, singlehandedly, the source of almost every single piece of Falco x Fox macro art out there (and we’re talking literally hundreds of pieces. maybe even a thousand.)
he’s reclusive, has extremely specific tastes in kink, and commissions so much art (and not just still pieces, we’re talking like several minute long animated porn shorts)
we’re talking like “this guy could buy several houses with the amount of money he spends on commissioned furry porn of his very specific kink”
theres one other thing we know about him- the reason he can afford all this? is because he’s apparently one of the top heart surgeons in the country
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all public school anti-bullying activism is extremely transparent and meaningless
it usually consists of “tell your bully you dont want to treated that way and theyll understand because they Obviously dont want to hurt you because nobody is evil ever! :)”
“and by the way, if you don’t follow our bullshit anti-bullying code, you’re gonna wind up in detention as well! Even though they literally just walked up and punched you in the stomach!”
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thief:
welcome to the thieves guild, rookie
new thief:
i can't wait to learn the deep, hidden secrets of this city and find new ones of my own
thief:
ahahahaha, yeah, sure
thief:
okay so lesson one
thief:
the self-checkout machine can't tell if you're lying about ringing up organic bananas as regular bananas
HOW CCUTE ARE BONERS LIKE BLOOD IS RUSHING TO THE PENIS WHICH REALLY MEANS THE PENIS IS BLUSHING LIKE HOW CUTE IS THAT SOMETHING MADE THAT PENIS BLUSH????
Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.
As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past
