the phrase “the hets are at it again” isn’t really that accurate b/c they’re basically always at it? they never stop or rest? just. there they are. always at it. being unnecessary. the rascals
“ohhh would you look at that, my pawns found jesus and now they’re all bishops”
“so i realize it looks like i’m putting a thimble on the board but actually my rooks have been using their downtime to build another rook, one that’s better, stronger, faster—”
“hey welcome back. while you left to get a snack, those six pieces you’d captured slipped their guards, tunneled to safety and emerged right in the middle of your royal palace.”
“oof, looks like you’ve got my king cornered…maybe this is a good time to mention that shortly before we started playing, my pawns and knights revolted and instituted a representative democracy. feel free to kill the puppet ruler that was the one remaining vestige of our tyranny, you cringing servant of the crown. vive la revolution!”
did you mean Mornington Crescent
If you’ve never seen this video, WATCH IT!
this is the best video I have ever seen in my entire life holy fuck
THIS VIDEO MADE ME SO MAD I WAS EXPECTING SOME GREAT NEW STRATEGY
It’s not an accident that we’re sending kids out of school with no concept of how to vote, or even how to register in the first place. Keeping youth ignorant is a very purposeful thought out process that results in generations that feel disenfranchised and powerless and who in turn grow up to not feel like their involvement with politics matters anyway.
It’s not your fault they didn’t teach you. But you can learn on your own, by your specific state, from How To Vote In Every State. Each video goes over the different requirements for voting in each state and includes helpful links like sample ballots you can fill out at home to use as reference when you go to vote.
You cannot vote online, anything you’re seeing that says you can is either intended as a parody or is an outright lie to prevent people from going to the polls to skew the election.
Some states have banned campaign clothing from voting locations entirely. This could include anything from hats to buttons to water-bottles. If you’re not sure what the laws in your state are, it’s better to not wear anything campaign related to vote. You may be asked to turn shirts inside-out, or wear a jacket to cover slogans, put hats away or remove buttons from your bag/clothing/whatever. It’s honestly probably just easier not to wear anything campaign related and save yourself a potential hassle.
If you have difficulty remembering things, or get nervous/stressed under pressure, you can totally bring some note cards with you as a way to keep track of what and who you want to vote for.
A lot of people feel like they’re being tested when they go into vote and get freaked out but you’re free to bring notes in, or even fill out a sample ballot exactly how you want to fill out the official one and refer to it. Some places might not approve of using electronic notes on your phone and stuff like that, so it’s better to air on the side of caution and use paper notes or bring both forms to be safe.
You also don’t have to fill out an entire ballot for it to be counted. If there’s something specific to you locally you aren’t sure of, haven’t heard of, or don’t understand completely, you do not need to fill those portions out for your presidential vote to count. It’s great if you research ahead of time what local stuff is going to be up for votes but if there’s just something you don’t know or understand your ballot won’t be discounted because you didn’t check off every single item. You can fill out any part of the ballot that you want, however much or little that is.
Can someone please make a master list of all the crazy things that happened this year (especially those involving the election)?
- pokemon go led to stabbing and shootings - celelbrities volunteered another celebrity for a nude scene if we all voted for hillary - scary clowns in real life and fucking police have had to step in - westburo baptist church “Sodomite Clefairy” and their own song by Jigglypuff - Jerseygate, where Kapearknicks (cant spell his name) jersey was used as a doormat - Halloween discourse revival - Fuck [insert tragedy here] hashtags by BLM - Deez Nuts, an actual candidate for a while -Vermin Supreme, a real candidate, with a boot on his head - hillary declared a meme to be white supremacy - North Korea declared war on us but we couldnt hear them over the Arthur memes - J K Rowling had to personally confirm that Harambe was not a patronus you could get on Pottermore - the shit side of tumblr had a full meltdown over character Sirius Black being confirmed to be straight - The Olympics were cursed, so heavily cursed that athletes took videos of themselves doing drugs to get out of going - “Hillary acid washed her emails” “YOU LIAR! SHE USED BLEACHKIT!…whoops” - Everything to come out of wikileaks including “taco bowl voters” - DNC confiscating Bernie signs and forcing people to take Hillary signs - Faked signs for hillary, crappily done to look homemade - Liquid Kojima - HydraCap - Hurricane Matthew is racism - Harambe - like 10 or 11 celebrities dead over the course lof 3 weeks from cancer - Brexit - Gal Gadot cant be Wonder Woman because shes a Jew and was in the IDF (said by the far left) - Ghostbusters 2016 controversy theres more but my brain has just tried to kill off as much of 2016 as possible
yesss thank you
im going to add to this later on this week
-Ted Cruz declared the zodiac killer -Ted Cruz saying he would rather fuck rats than donald trump -Flint Water Crisis -Jeb Bush just giving up (please clap) -Donald Trump baby hands -Donald Trump wants to bang his daughter -Brazil chanting “Zika” every time the US woman’s soccer goalie had the ball during the Olympics
-Marco Rubio making jokes about Donald Trump’s hands and implying that he has a small dick during a rally -Donald Trump defending the size of his penis on national t.v -Ted Cruz being accused of cheating on his wife with several mistresses -”Donald you’re a sniveling coward and leave Heidi the hell alone” -Donald Trump saying that Ted Cruz’s father was in on killing JFK -Basically their long standing feud -Clowns -The Pulse Nightclub Shooting -The Coup in Turkey -New York and New Jersey bombings
and more to come
- Robbie Rotten was diagnosed with cancer. - Hyperdimension Neptunia creators get accused of plagiarism. - The Voltron “FICTION IS REALITY” fandom, which is said because VLD is pretty much the only good reboot to come out of this year. - An anime that’s literally about girls who fight each other using their asses. - …which in turn made the “SEXY ANIME BAD” discourse 1000000x worse. - Someone (who may be a troll, in their defense) who was kin with a BOKU NO FUCKING PICO character claiming adults shouldn’t cosplay minors because it’s pedophilia. - People calling Symmetra painting her skin gray-blue to resemble a vampire “whitewashing.” - Ted Cruz indirectly stating he might just be the Zodiac Killer. - “Sans is Ness” - Followed by “Why I Gave The Pope Undertale” - The Nutshack suddenly becoming a meme - Blizzard actually acknowledging their fans and implementing memes into Overwatch, such as “Dad/Grandpa 76,” “Gremlin D.Va,” and “Ana Giving Candy.” - Idea Factory ALSO acknowledging their fans and mass-producing “TOP NEP” hats.
I know it was really early this year but I’m very surprised no one listed
-Tony the Tiger’s Twitter account is forced to mass block furries due to sexual harassment. Chester Cheetah’s Twitter takes advantage of this to welcome the furries with opened arms.
Remember that post saying that someone could rewrite we didn’t start the fire with 2016 alone? Here’s your chance
-The Vine app getting shut down -The FBI investigating Hillary Clinton’s emails once again
turns out south Korea was run by a secret society and the president is indoctrinated by one of the 8 cult leaders and has made major political decisions :)
frisk initially spoke english and very basic asl they picked up from their tutor! they’re not hard of hearing and their vocal apparatus is pretty much fine, they’re just really slurry/muttery unless they put a ton of effort into it and dont usually have the spoons to spare. when they landed in the underground they chomped the shit out of their tongue, so they stuck to just signing until they felt better and by the time that happened the word was out they were mute and everyone was so nice and accommodating and they’d gotten so fluent they felt too awkward to correct anyone about it lmao. it took years for them to slip up and talk to themselves in public
they become multilingual thru their work as an ambassador later on but they still prefer to stick to writing and having an interpreter follow them around
