Silver Tongue

Nov 02

seriousjones:

plannedparenthood:

seriousjones:

why are people so impressed with kangaroo pouches? oh wow, an animal has a built-in place to store things. you ever heard of a butthole

Nope nope nope. Things CAN get lost or stuck up your butt. So if you’re using a sex toy in your anus, make sure that it has a flared base so you can safely take it back out.

fuck. thanks, planned parenthood

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maskedkitsune:

Game Freak: Put everyone’s favorite blue frog in Pokken

Bamco: Say no more

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wingedcatgirl:

zvaigzdelasas:

And the best headline of the year goes to….

“That’s what it says: a horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.”

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