Silver Tongue

May 08

Greenface

yourplayersaidwhat:

I’m running a pathfinder campaign, and my party came across a gathering of orcs in the woods.

Cleric, rogue, and sorcerer: chose to go the long way around to avoid them

Low intelligence barbarian dwarf: “I paint my face green to try to blend in, and I join them”

Rogue: “Dude, greenface isn’t cool!”

Cleric: “You’re fucking racist!”

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rocketroar:
“welcome to hell, welcome to hell
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rocketroar:

welcome to hell, welcome to hell

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Whom else in here is gay and refuses to have healthy habbits

pro-gay:

If u gay and on a linear path of self annihilation destroy that reblog button like it’s your sleeping schedule

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pharaoh-doll:

miazaz:

zooophagous:

autobotsaboteur:

tamingtarot:

glumshoe:

therealcaitie:

glumshoe:

You know you grew up on Steve Irwin when you see a photo of a crocodile and think, “Wow. Just beautiful.”

And you see Stingrays as the devil themselves

nah man Steve would have forgiven that stingray and absolved it of its sins

He would have apologized for getting into the stingray’s space and making it afraid. 

He actually did! Some of Steve Irwin’s last words were, “it wasn’t his fault. I startled him.”

He actually did forgive the stingray. He knew that he had scared it, and that it was only acting to protect itself.

If you put your ear up to a seashell you can hear the sound of mY HEART BREAKING INTO A THOUSAND LITTLE PIECES

This is why I get so mad whenever my folks have Animal Planet on lately and it’s all about WHAT ANIMALS ARE GOING TO MURDER YOU IN YOUR FACE?

EXOTIC PETS RIP OWNER TO SHREDS!

SNAKES! WILL THEY EAT YOU? (YES)

Steve Irwin (and at the time at least his contemporary follow-behind Jeff Corwin) ushered in such a pure unbridled LOVE of exotic, ferocious, terrifying animals. He respected the animals so much, he loved them.

Yes, crocs would charge and snakes would lunge, but he would respect when the animal deemed its boundaries well crossed and let it go back on its merry reptilian way.

This was the Tone for my childhood. My education of wild animals was Steve Irwin talking about how beautiful this deadly crocodile was, how majestic and chill and peaceful coexistence could be.

It was Jeff Corwin screaming and yelling at people at the discovery of a snake carcass, killed because of ignorant fear of it. It was harmless, and lost, and scared, and decapitated and he was livid. Why? Why would you do that? It was non-venomous, it didn’t want to be where it was any more than you wanted it to be where it was – why didn’t you call someone to release it?

And now it’s just… “Everything is murderous and animals will eat your face and everything is Ruthless Killing Machines”

and just.

I feel like I’m watching my own father’s work be tainted whenever AP is on. It’s so upsetting.

Because education and understanding don’t sell ad time.

Also why so much of Shark Week has become LET’S PISS THIS THING OFF TILL IT TRIES TO BITE US. “GREAT WHITES ARE MINDLESS KILLING MACHINES AND THEY WANT TO EAT YOU PERSONALLY, SUSAN.” is a lot more ‘exciting’ than “These things are gigantic and they feel with their very sharp mouths but they don’t actually mean anything by it they just don’t know what you are (also you taste nasty to them get over yourself.)”

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dimbosama:
“ stenka-razin:
“Pour yourself a glass from the Probability Pitcher.
”
Take a fucking sip for initiative, babes
”

dimbosama:

stenka-razin:

Pour yourself a glass from the Probability Pitcher.

Take a fucking sip for initiative, babes

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oddbagel:

bidoof:

me at 93 in a hospital bed surrounded by my friends and family holding my daughter’s hand: IM DYING LMAO

Your grandson says “die” in a perfect imitation of cdi gannon’s voice and you pass away quietly.

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adriofthedead:

a-redharlequin:

roxxygoetz:

journieuniverse:

kenzieisscience:

just-shower-thoughts:

Somebody had to actually dig the holes in the movie ‘Holes’.

that’s what interns are for

Builds character

His name is Tim Everett.

He plotted all of the holes in “Holes” using 3D modeling. He also supervised the production of all the lizards in the same movie.

He built the storm in “The Perfect Storm” and now he’s the Hollywood go-to guy for water effects. The whirlpool in Pirates of the Caribbean? Tim fucking Everett. They asked for him by name.

He’s the man who taught me how to model mountains and light caves. He showed me how to frame a scene in classical 3-field vignetting. He is a hard ass when it comes to lazy work, and he is one of the most amazing artists I have ever had the pleasure to present my work to.

That someone believes some poor intern had to dig all those holes is a testament to his work. Tim Everett is an environmental guru.

Someone did dig all of those holes.

His name is Tim Everett.

Holy crap. Now that’s dedication.

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ythell:
“ cashwheel:
“ fandomsandfeminism:
“A+ to that girl for getting vaccinated as soon as she was able.
Fuck those parents.
”
“im furious that my daughter didnt want to die from a preventable disease/make countless others sick!!!” ”
“how can I...

ythell:

cashwheel:

fandomsandfeminism:

A+ to that girl for getting vaccinated as soon as she was able.

Fuck those parents.

“im furious that my daughter didnt want to die from a preventable disease/make countless others sick!!!”

“how can I take action against a clinic for vaccinating my daughter?? She went in and asked them to do it and was legally allowed to do so, but still how do I take legal action against them??”

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