I’m delirious with fever rn but can you imagine a world where griffin mcelroy and cecil baldwin switched voices
“Don’t go into the dog park y’all. Just…just don’t, please, I’m begging you, don’t do it. Cos if you do it, I’m gonna be a sad little boy and you don’ want that!”
a horror genre video game where people keep asking you to hold their baby and you have to fight off increasingly determined hoards of monsters without dropping it
OKAY SO I ENCOUNTERED THIS RUNNING CHILD AND SHE TOLD ME “I’m in a hurry to see mother!” SO I FOLLOWED HER UP THIS PATH UNTIL SHE STOPPED UNDER A TREE.
for some reason i definitely thought this was going to be one of those fuckin… infinite chocolate things. or like, some really weird trick involved. literally it’s just “put the tomatoes in some dirt and they grow into MORE TOMATOES 😱” which like… yea… that IS how plants work but i don’t know if it’s a life hack
THIS #LIFEHACK IS TOO POWERFUL YOU WILL LITERALLY GET AN ENDLESS SUPPLY
grocery stores hate him! local man discovers gardening
