There is also one called “Clocky”, an alarm clock that runs away and hides if you don’t get out of bed on time. When the alarm sounds you can snooze one time. If you still don’t wake up, Clocky will jump off of the bedside table, and wheel away, mindlessly bumping into objects until he finds a spot to rest. You’ll have to get up and out of bed to silence his alarm. Clocky will find new spots everyday, kind of like a hide-and-seek game.
The Drill Sergeant Alarm Clock will continue to insult you from one of the 10 phrases stored in the clock until you wake up.
This alarm clock wakes you up with bacon
The Smash Alarm Clock. You literally smash the top to shut it off.
The Flying Alarm Clock. Once the alarm sounds, the helicopter flies away and the only way to shut it off is to return it back to it’s base.
The Target Alarm Clock. As soon as the alarm rings you have to aim and fire the laser gun. Once you hit the bullseye the alarm will shut off.
Mr Bump allows you to physically throw your alarm clock against the wall to turn it off in the morning.
Never knew there was an alarm clock fandom until today
Context: I’m dming for the first time for a group of friends who’ve never played before either, and we decided to do a simple, tutorial-like campaign just to test the waters. The game starts in a prison that they were SUPPOSED to escape from within the first half-hour to get on to the fun part, except that two of the five players got critical failures on their stealth rolls and now the guards are coming.
Rogue: I roll to persuade the guard to fight the other guards
DM (me): I- okay, I mean, you can try but-
Rogue: *rolls a fourteen*
DM (me): …what are you saying?
Rogue: I’m convincing him to fight?
DM (me): no like, what words are coming out of your mouth? You can’t just magically persuade by getting good rolls you need to actually say something to get him to do what you want
Rogue: oh… uh…. I tell him that I have a lot of wealth and money and will give him some if he helps get us out of here!
DM (me): … I’m…. I’m giving you disadvantage on this
Rogue: what? why?
DM (me): you, a bloodied and dirt-covered prisoner, convicted of theft on the outside and then murder once you were already in jail, sentenced to death and caught trying to escape, are telling this hired muscle, this working family man, that you are actually rich, and are trying to bribe him to fight his co-workers to the death. I am giving you disadvantage on this roll.
Rogue: … *rolls a three*
DM (me): the guard swings his sword towards you and strikes you for three damage
collab with @casentine !! he did the lines, and I did the colors! I had lots of fun with this, so I hope nyall enjoy it too :3c I linked the other half of the collab below next to the full res for this photo :0
i just wanna say for any of u that arent british the sun literally has zero credibility in the uk. like everybody knows it as a sleazy tabloid thats racist, sexist and full of shit. it has a section dedicated to pictures of topless women and one of it’s columnists is katie hopkins, literally the most hated woman in Britain. like its widely read and popular but it’s reputation is probably the lowest of the low
Okay but when you said the sun I thought you meant the actual literal sun and I was so confused
we don’t have the real sun in the uk as a punishment for our sins
Every time I hate my body I remember that there are millions of old rich white men who benefit from my self hatred and if there’s one thing I hate, it’s old rich white men so I snap out of that shit instantly cos I ain’t EVER giving them the satisfaction.
Oh my fucKING GOD
Wait stop this is a game changer.
i have reblogged this 4 times; i have thought about this every fucking day
Reminder!
“If every woman in the world woke up tomorrow and decided that she loved herself and loved her body just the way it is, how many industries would go out of business?”
IMPORTANT
Hey look a few more industries for us millennials to kill!
This is the most motivating thing I’ve ever seen in regards to me stopping hating on my self
