Silver Tongue

Oct 31

alegbra:

top-model:

I can’t believe they actually censored his nipple

gender equality is here

(via deep-sea-prince)

depressionista:

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

(Source: verylittlebird, via deep-sea-prince)

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sixthrock:

suppermariobroth:

In Mario Kart Wii, the Lakitu that holds up the Wrong Way sign can be affected by hazards in the tracks, such as being squished by Thwomps.

while a cold and callous Luigi watches his demise without a hint of emotion

(via dan-mcneely)

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chefpyro:

widowmaker-official:

chefpyro:

@people who put trigger warnings on things like cars, sudden doorbells, sharp objects, etc: how do you function? how do you go outside? what

I’m triggered by fresh air

shut up Kip I’m triggered by your bullshit

cherries trigger me

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psychicpumpkinpi:

cheeziswin:

Hey, everyone, please be careful. Tumblr has replace message sounds with screams, chainsaws, bone crunching, and other various “horror” sounds. Please mute your computer and stay safe - I’m sorry such a thing has happened. 

you can manually turn off the spooky sounds too by going to the options on your chat window :o

(via robustquestioner)

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