a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.
Hey, everyone, please be careful. Tumblr has replace message sounds with screams, chainsaws, bone crunching, and other various “horror” sounds. Please mute your computer and stay safe - I’m sorry such a thing has happened.
you can manually turn off the spooky sounds too by going to the options on your chat window :o