Silver Tongue

May 06

gokuma:
“ did-you-kno:
“ There’s a mysterious light hovering over Canada, and it’s name is Steve. Scientists aren’t sure what causes Steve, but it was discovered by amateur Aurora Borealis enthusiasts who named it after a scene in Over the Hedge,...

gokuma:

did-you-kno:

There’s a mysterious light hovering over Canada, and it’s name is Steve. Scientists aren’t sure what causes Steve, but it was discovered by amateur Aurora Borealis enthusiasts who named it after a scene in Over the Hedge, where the characters realize that if you don’t know what something is, calling it Steve makes it much less intimidating. Source

Watch the video of some images of Steve posted by Aurorasaurus.

Life and Ascension of Steve Carlsberg

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zackisontumblr:
“yet another poorly aged tweet
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zackisontumblr:

yet another poorly aged tweet

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mccartneyslennons:

a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was $10 and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn’t actually exist then it was against their policy and if he was selling a real soul then that is a human body part and it is also against their policy 

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funky-fun-king:

if for jasper we have big buff cheeto puff then lets make Topaz

BIG

THICK

LEGO BRICK

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closet-keys:

hairhattedhooligan:

blackfemalepresident:

you wanna know how your grandparents “worked through” their problems and didn’t divorce?

cause ya grandmama most likely didnt have her own assets or income and depended on your grandfather to support her and the family. she had no choice but to work it out. also the stigma a divorced woman would face? pfffffffft.

trust me alot of yalls grandfathers are/were awful people and your grandmother wouldve left him if she could

!!!!!!!!!

A lot of people act like higher divorce rates are indicative of a loss or morality or commitment in our generation, but to be honest, I always am glad when I see high divorce rates because it means people are leaving abusive and unhealthy relationships at higher rates. It means that fewer women are dependent on men and can decide for themselves what they want their life to be. 

Republicans act like higher divorce rates and fewer young adults wanting to get married is a bad thing when really it’s just a sign of social progress and greater autonomy. 

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a weapon to surpass

muti-santos:

bombermanhero:

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