Silver Tongue

Oct 30

beyoncescock:

get-yr-social-work-rage-on:

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”


my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

more pls!!!

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natrenwal: “ renderiot: “ watsoniananatomy: “ thebigcatblog: “ A 22-month-old female scaredy cat tiger appeared to get the shock of her young life when she encountered a dead leaf floating on a pool of water in the Bandhavgarh National Park, India....

natrenwal:

renderiot:

watsoniananatomy:

thebigcatblog:

A 22-month-old female scaredy cat tiger appeared to get the shock of her young life when she encountered a dead leaf floating on a pool of water in the Bandhavgarh National Park, India. Clearly unusure about just what was approaching her, the partially submerged youngster’s tail shot up in the air and with teeth bared she let out her most fearsome growl - all in an effort to scare the humble leaf away.

Picture: HERMANN BREHM / NPL / Rex Features

I CAN’T BREATHE

OMFG I AM DYING!

this is like the happiest thing I have encountered in a while

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they should form a support group. 

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goghflora:

i love seeing best friends goofing around in public. i love seeing couples laughing together. i love seeing little kids walking hand in hand with their parents. i love seeing dogs running happily back to their owners. i love seeing closeness and positive relationships, and knowing all that love is out there

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imaginarycomics:

mormonfries:

I scrolled back as far as I could on the tag for “The Cask of Amontillado” and I still can’t find a single reason why everyone’s posting about it all of the sudden

Look a little bit further, in the very back

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Everyone: “why is 2016 so weird!?”

2016:

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memeufacturing:

me: clowns are everywhere. vine is gone. what next 2016. its almost november. what do you got for me 2016
2016: uhhh *flips through file cabinet marked “WEIRD ABSURD SHIT”* uhhh… y’know the president of South korea ? park geun hye?
me: yeah
2016: fuck you, now she is secretly controlled by a pagan cult

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Anonymous asked: [Heavy breathing] hey rebornica i am still outside your house

mx-bones-protctionsquad:

ninten1:

birbamena:

damned-to-be:

jinxpikachu:

arth-and-his-stupid-things:

mx-bones-deactivated20160831:

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IT KEEPS HAPPENING

@deoxyrebornicleic

oh Deo, it’s coming back

The Post That Won’t Die - Part 2

It begins again and shall never end. The post that shall never die

P A R T T W O

NO ESCAPE!

Oooooooooooohhhhh

kuueater:

destroyablehorse:

passionpeachy:

Just an FYI to people who receive this ominous ass submission and are frightened by it:

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It’s just a music video, not gore, and it’s safe to click.

It’s only some indie band with a…rather uncomfortable marketing campaign but I promise you it’s okay. If you like weird indie rock, go ahead and check them out it’s kinda catchy albeit a bit disturbing. If not, just delete it bc I know it scared the fuck outta me at first

+ a heads up theyre also sending it as text posts if youve disabled video submissions, the url ends w/ el40MavMTBQ

MARKETING CAMPAIGN: [ACTIVATE]

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INDIE BAND:  P R O M O T E D

ACCUMULATING FAN BASE

1%…. 

2%….

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