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Me: *gets drunk on this*
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You must have Half Life 2 mounted and installed in order to see this post.
So uh, here’s a thing I’m responsible for now.
- Deyogee
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So…
Are you READY?
For HALO REACH??
Ready?
…
Ready doesn’t
EVEN
FUCKING
DESCRIBE IT
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I’ve been lied to the entire game and that bitch ran off with my legacy
Everyone is happy except for that one character that everyone fell in love with in five minutes worth of screen time.
You punch the shit out of your dad, who is the Villain, and then a castle rises in the distance when you win
HE WAS THEIR DAD THE WHOLE TIME
She’s back, but a giant robot now.
the guy you thought was the main villain explodes, and the actual main villain possesses your girlfriend.
turns out the robot you killed in the first one is actually your mom and the guy you thought was your friend is actually a tumor
god lied and you die anyway, but u still saved the world so i guess its kinda ok?
soulless ginger 9 year old fights brother with a light saber
Evil robot is actually ladyfriend of a guy who will destroy your house with lemons
The villain in the game is just a really sad kid who evolves twice and tries to kill you and everyone you love because they’re sad about their past-
It was all a dream and you failed your exams
It was only just a DREEEEAAAAAMM
The pizza was aggressive
The mysterious mask man disappeared as our young hero continued his journey to save the world
you defeat the man who possesses your friend and close a door but can’t go back to see your girlfriend
He was left on the mountain, living with a curse he can’t fight
You’re a college dropout who finds and murders an underground cult with your friends
You stopped a dinosaur from crashing into the planet.
It’s either save every one you know, or save the love of your life. There is no inbetween.
you become a bard who killed a dragon and kill the armour of the dragon, also you get your horse back
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