Silver Tongue

May 02

imakemywings:

australiansanta:

whenever an american pronounces herb as ‘urb’ it shocks me. do you say elp as well instead of help or like air instead of hair or like umour instead of humour wtf the h is there for a reason

Because the word is French and the H is silent at least we can pronounce our stolen words correctly

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mbulteau:

lightsaber:

queues are such a good feature cos otherwise it would just be me reblogging 50 things in less than a minute before pulling a Luke Skywalker™ and disappearing to a deserted island for 12 straight years without telling anyone

isn’t…

isn’t that what everyone does?

FEAST OR FAMINE
FEAST OR FAMINE
FEAST OR FAMINE

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Had a power outage. Squirrel on the power lines caused a blackout for the neighborhood. But i”m back now

ridiculouscake:
“Commission for https://slimydork.tumblr.com/
”

ridiculouscake:

Commission for https://slimydork.tumblr.com/

justbadpuns:
“I am judging this pun
”

justbadpuns:

I am judging this pun

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fromacomrade:

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dennys:
“;)
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dennys:

;)

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