Silver Tongue

May 02

ventela1:

I like how in the thread of GF=girlfriend and BF=boyfriend, datemate can be shortened to DM. Take me out to dinner and roll for seduction.

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dangerbanks:

the-squirrel-queen:

These two guys just heelied down the hallway together holding hands

Heelies are now gay culture. Have fun walking places, heteros.

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bloodsbane:

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lmaonade:

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cherrycheesebae:

nyapping:

can you believe people sit down and, they sit down and they turn on country music…..and they listen to it and they have a good time. 

can u believe that some people actually have different music tastes then you?

i know it’s you tim mcgraw

every time someone reblogs this god forsaken post my activity feed just stops working

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dangerbanks:

the-squirrel-queen:

These two guys just heelied down the hallway together holding hands

Heelies are now gay culture. Have fun walking places, heteros.

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bloodsbane:

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If Shakespeare was alive in 2017:

• Someone: POLITICS and ART should always be SEPARATE! There is NO REASON why ART should be POLITICAL!
• William Shakespeare: *laughs. writes 3 more tiny hand jokes into his latest play, King Tiny Hands.*

aspidelaps:

flygex-eatin-on-softies:

I put this napkin on Bean as a joke but he hasn’t moved out from under it and it’s been about 20 minutes, so….

mother has given me a blanket it is a most joyous day

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