Im fucking dying. REAL ESTATE. SELLING PLANETS AND WORRYING ABOUT RETAIL VALUE. HIRING REAL ESTATE WORKERS TO DO HIS BIDDING N UNDERPAYS THEM. this…. This realization is gutting me
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fight-the-dead-fear-the-assbutt:
Person: *Doesn’t like ship*
Person: *Spews a lot hate in ship tag*
Person: *Sends hate & threats to shippers wishing death*
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the mandela effect has suddenly made a third toilet appear in our dorm hall when my roommate and i both thought there were only two.
i pissed in the mysterious third toilet and thought i was just ditzy but MY ROOMMATE DIDNT KNOW ABOUT IT EITHER
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
me: 2016 can’t get any worse
twitter: we’re deleting vine
me:
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ready for a battle? my husband is the best that ever was
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silver-tongues-blog asked: Petal, maybe you should prepare something special for him when he comes home.
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