Silver Tongue

May 01

you: cat got your tongue
me, an intellectual: pussy got your thrussy

During the introductory scene to Super Mario Galaxy 2, when Bowser is rampaging around Peach’s Castle, there is a blue Toad on the lawn that Bowser repeatedly steps on.

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jayrockin:

Hello dear followers I heard MLP:FiM tried to make the changelings pretty so I’m here to ruin everyone’s day with more Tiny Sapient Ungulates. Buzzzzzzzz.
They have pseudopupils, folding beetle wings, and lamellate antenna as “ears.” Design modified from the one I did for Queen Chrysalis ages ago.

furbyfurry:

Some of my fav Relatable Furby bugs

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zooophagous:

halloweentreat:
Congratulations, you made it halfway to Halloween!
Halfoween is the day when next Halloween appears on the horizon before us and the last one disappears behind. Bake some cookies tonight and start planning, because from now on, it’s getting closer each day!
WE’RE HALFWAYS THERE MY LOVES

WOOOOAAAHH WE’RE HALF WAY THERE

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akycha:

theparisreview:
Behold: the first written use of fuck, from 1528, inscribed by a monk who seems to have been pretty pissed off with an abbot.
CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

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