Silver Tongue

May 01

dailybadjokes:

What’s the difference between a good joke and

a bad joke timing

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frantzfandom:

notsuperstitious:

You’re clearly not old enough to have children if you’re thinking of naming them after anime characters or some shit

when sasuke inuyasha grows up he’s gonna kick your ass for talking shit

My brother and sister are both named after Disney characters. So people have been naming their kids after fictional characters for ages.

(via taffybuns)

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whyskalker:
“the Fucking girls
”

whyskalker:

the Fucking girls

(via bloodsbane)

beaky-peartree:

remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”

(via deep-sea-prince)

rainnecassidy:

unpretty:

pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.

MASTER HAS GIVEN THE ERECTION A SOCK

THE ERECTION IS FREE

(via deep-sea-prince)

durbikins:

browningtons:

durbikins:

Theater Kids vs. Anime Club: Clash of Super Annoying

What about the band kids

DLC

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