this is a PSA from memebot’s dadmom because i know some of you are in the US and this is your first time voting so you might not know this but
YOU CAN’T VOTE ONLINE
THERE ARE NO APPS FOR VOTING
some states allow early or mail in voting BUT NO STATES LET YOU VOTE ONLINE.
if you see stuff about that IT IS PEOPLE TRYING TO OBSTRUCT VOTING
they are TRYING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU. they are hoping that if they spread misinformation about the election they can keep the left-leaning, internet-aware generation from the polls
THERE IS A LONG HISTORY OF DIRTY TRICKS LIKE THIS BEING USED TO ATTEMPT TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM VOTING. in previous elections we’ve seen lists of mostly Black people being targeted for calls saying to vote on the wrong day, stuff like that.
at this point the only way a zombie movie could be interesting is if the main character is into vore and their friends have to stop them from letting themselves get eaten
My
client, a scientist, needed a poster of her new web application to be presented
at a conference. She returned from vacation 4 days before the conference and I
went on vacation 3 days before, so I made sure to get her final approval before
her vacation and got the poster printed while she was away.
On
the one day our worktime overlapped, she mailed me demanding an express
correction and reprint “because the screenshots don’t line up”. I met her and
we unrolled the poster.
Me: As for the first one, the
lines you pointed out are not the edges of the screenshots, but lines within
the screenshot. They can never line up unless we manipulate the screenshot to
stretch parts of it, and then the text will look all weird. Do you want this?
Client: No, I guess that’s fine. Leave it as is.
Me: OK, now the other two
- pass me that long ruler, please.
