Silver Tongue

Apr 30

trustme-im-a-pirate:

mindblownie:

annabellioncourt:

idrils:

i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’

Mary Shelley didn’t give the monster bolts.

Arthur Conan Doyle never put Holmes in a deer stalker (also “elementary my dear Watson” is never said in the books, and he doesn’t smoke a curved pipe)

There are boys at Beauxbatons and girls at Durmstrang schools

Edgar Allan Poe wrote the earliest essay on the big bang theory

#reality is an illusion

fuck this site I thought the tv show for the briefest of seconds and the shit machine in my skull thought “quoth the raven ‘Bazongo”

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Some of you were curious about the honey process

aquariusink:

lilmamabear9:

st4t3s:

systlin:

william-snekspeare:

Well, I’m here to show you what these wonderful little ladies make, and how us humans collect the extra.

Some Vocabulary:

This is a Langstroth beehive. Those boxes in it are called “Supers”. Supers hold 10 frames each. Frames look like this.

I’m here to teach you about honey extraction from this particular kind of hive, and when you only have like 5 or 6.

The Process:

First, we start with the frame of honey.

Notice anything? The bees have “capped” this honey with beeswax so it can keep for the winter! (or beekeep heheh)

So what you wanna do is cut those bad boys off with ya Hot Knife.

(Or you can just scrape them off with a fork. Or poke holes in them. Dealer’s choice, man.)

Next, you put your uncapped frames in the Crazy Spin Cylinder. (The Extractor)

And YA CRANK IT

And the honey sp i n s

Honey GO

H O N  E  Y

The frames are spun at such a high speed that the honey is pulled right out!

Next, you open the spigot at the bottom, run it through a strainer…

Pour it in a jar…

and VOILA!

Beautiful Bee Nectar that you got yaself! This has been a PSA

As a fellow beekeeper can confirm that Crazy Spin Cylinder is in fact the official and technical term.

This was a most informative PSA. I dig it.

This is kinda sexy

Beeeeeeeeeeees!

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acenepeta:

silver-tongues-blog:

acenepeta:

before i go sleep i just wanted to say:

ROXY LALONDE HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG IN HER LIFE

Killing jaspers

but did she mean to do that? no
and she felt pretty bad afterwards
plus it was essential for jaspersprite to become a thing

so yeah roxy has done nothing wrong in her life ever

just because it was neccissary doesn’t mean that it wasn’t bad. Because then vriska never did anything wrong and she’s done SO many things wrong

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freshlymadetea:

Little sphynx cats.

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pro-gay:

jasperbat:

catbountry:

nargacutie:

Did you know wikihow gets all its images from traced stock photos so they don’t have to pay for them?

That’s a really bad trace, dude.

new reaction image

When that person u hate is finally getting dragged and u bring your whole family to watch

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