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Anyway I’m gonna organize a convention and it’s gonna be all about, uhhh… vore. That’s an unserviced market. And it’s gonna be great. We’ll buy out the hotel and make it an independent city-state, rewrite the laws so that eating people is legal as long as it’s consensual, and genetically-engineer some frog monsters with tentacles, or whatever you kids are into. And U2 will be there.
All of that should take me till, like… October. If you guys fund the Kickstarter.
But it won’t be on an island, it’ll be in Utah. Because I’m trying to think realistically.