Silver Tongue

Apr 28

avantgaye:

my favorite thing about the spanish harry potter translation is that instead of calling voldemort “the dark lord,” they call him señor tenebroso, which basically means “mr. spooky”

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There are two kinds of people in the world

fuckrashida:

8hy:

tumblr is the worst social medium to have a large following on like you don’t get sponsors or advertisement money you just get bitter anons who think they’re your life coach

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nishlo:

tukut:

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

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ohmightysmiter:

Having a sibling is either “we ride together we die together” or “no officer I’ve never seen that person before in my life” there is no in between.

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hanzorla:

hanzorla:

when genji spams ‘i need healing’ when he’s missing 5 health even though you are trying to heal everyone else who are all on the verge of death

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mintyfreshsquids:
“  Nyom~!
She love the big meat burger uwu
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mintyfreshsquids:

Nyom~!

She love the big meat burger uwu

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chaos7:
“ i have wanted to design armor for davesprite since forever and finally the day has come when i avoid my responsibilities hard enough to produce this golden nightmare??? its not perfect or anything since i have… little to no armor knowledge...

chaos7:

i have wanted to design armor for davesprite since forever and finally the day has come when i avoid my responsibilities hard enough to produce this golden nightmare??? its not perfect or anything since i have… little to no armor knowledge lol… just gettin the idea out B)

he keeps his sword in his chest instead of a scabbard l o l

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