Silver Tongue

Oct 25

Reblog if you’d rather have $45 than a gender

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the-legend-of-zelda-series:
You know damn well that Reggie came up with that savage burn
@osipingi

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derangedhyena-delphinidae:
worldofwhales:
If cetaceans used Tumblr:
-humpbacks would run art and music blogs
-orcas would run blogs on fitness
-blue whales would focus on body positivity
-minke whales would be the memers
-belugas would be all about aesthetics
and dolphins would probably be the ones running porn blogs.
THE FUCKIN DOLPHIN
I’M DEAD

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There’s a customer at the Geek Squad counter behind me and they’re literally snapping at me trying to get my attention since my back is turned.

rosexknight:

Nah keep snapping at me. Because I’m gonna ignore you until you use your words like a decent human being.

Anonymous asked: What if... John was in a coma the entire time??

forgottenhsfacts:

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rnoonpie:

powerfulpomegranate:
poshcoughing:
americansavior:
itsjustsatanthings:
cumber-bitches:
caswantsdeansassbutt:
cumber-bitches:
cumber-bitches:
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
This week on america copies everything from Britain.
This week on: Britain steals things from other countries.
things are heating up in the candy fandom

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