DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STARTED, I DONT WANT THIS MAN
Right away, Aphrodite popped into my head.
And then I’m just like, “DAMMIT, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM PARIS? YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT, AND NOW ALL THE TROJANS ARE DEAD. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY.”
If you are ever actually in this situation, pro-tip: name Persephone. Half the goddesses will be too surprised to smite you immediately and while Hades won’t do you any favors he may at least high-five you while your on your way down.
Another tip: name Mesperyian. Not only will you shock everyone, including her (since Aphrodite was a jealous ho who burnt half her face off), but you’ll win Hades’ favour. As his most beloved daughter, anything that praises her will make you a kind human to her, an okay human to him, and a genuinely good person to anyone else.
I heartily endorse this alternative answer.
I love how all of this advice leads to “please Hades at all costs.”
#because Hades really wasn’t that bad
No shit. The only real villain that caused so many problems was Zeus’ Thunder Cock and that thing has been in Olympus-knows-what.
ZUES’S THUNDER COCK
To be fair, Poseidon was like the greek mythology personification of the phrase ‘BITCH, FIGHT ME’
reblogging for BROseidon and FIGHT ME
This is a beautiful post
I love all of this, but just want to add that Eris had a hand in starting the whole fight in the first place.
HOnestly I would say persephone because she’s the real ruler of the underworld and might give me a second chance or let me live in Elysium after I get smited by literally every other goddess
After a man ate a ghost pepper in a
contest, not even a burger and six
glasses of water could stop the burning.
He ended up in the hospital with a 2.5
cm hole in his esophagus–not from the
pepper, but from the extreme vomiting
it caused. 23 days later, he was
discharged with a gastric tube that
delivers food directly to his stomach. Source
honestly i know some people are salty about the snapchat thing but I love it and it’s perfect for homestuck because
homestuck was always a story about kids on the internet. about breaking barriers of distance to connect with people through social media. homestuck started with chat clients. Rose started keeping a blog for her journal entries on the game. by the time we hit the Alpha kids, there was video chat and text, like skype. and now they’re here. utilizing a technology that didn’t EXIST when homestuck started
the story literally took the technological progression of the internet to bring kids together across time, space, and universes
and if you don’t think that’s the most wicked shit you can fight me right here
