Silver Tongue

Apr 26

classwarshawty:
“ matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:
“ hippity-hoppity-brigade:
“ venuselectrificata:
“ pollylabruja:
“ me getting ready to go out
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someone who does photoshop reverse this
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Me getting home from work
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me
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classwarshawty:

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

venuselectrificata:

pollylabruja:

me getting ready to go out

someone who does photoshop reverse this

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Me getting home from work

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me

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fleshcircus:

peter-pans-booty-shorts:

pizzaalle:

asoulgonesince2002:

jungle-plastic:

kurumawer:

xdvisyrx:

ask-bot:

What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?

That you cannot fax money to someone.

Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidential…

I have received a fax in an envelope. like… they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.

When I was a kid, I faxed my dad’s satellite office drawings of horses. I had watched my father send so many faxes that I had the process memorized. Except, for some reason I thought that I could fax things to grandma. I put in the numbers for the office every time, but was convinced that the faxes were going to grandma. I also didn’t think to inform my parents that I was doing this.

My dad visited the satellite office (three hour drive) one day and discovered their conference room white board absolutely covered in my drawings. The guys thought it was adorable that I sent drawings and letters to them, and didn’t tell my dad because they knew he’d stop me.

That’s one of the cutest things I’ve ever heard.

I like that this just turned into stories about faxing

My not fax related additon.

Had to explain to someome that leather does not come from hairless cows.

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rosemem:

hurting ur friend with a really sad headcanon like 

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the-lusus-naturae:

fourteenacross:

goodluckdetective:

I have a soft spot for parental figures who don’t want to admit they’re parental figures.

“I am not a father,” he says as he is followed by a horde of children.

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murder dad and his army of tragic daughters

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goryhorror:
“Totsukuni Shoujo
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@thewinterwulf

goryhorror:

Totsukuni Shoujo

@thewinterwulf

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the-x-button:
“ ericlingenfelter:
“There are not enough question marks in the world for this.
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the-x-button:

ericlingenfelter:

There are not enough question marks in the world for this.

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