Silver Tongue

Apr 25

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cardinalbirb asked: *reading your tags* Yo I heard you like reptiles. Any fun facts? :D

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

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you know too much

adurot:
“My boss man from the comic job saw this print when they were down at iirc c2e2 this past weekend and felt he had to buy it for me. I do not fault his reasoning.
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adurot:

My boss man from the comic job saw this print when they were down at iirc c2e2 this past weekend and felt he had to buy it for me. I do not fault his reasoning.

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

do u ever think about how calliope lived exclusively in a 100ft radius her whole life in a bleak shitty room on a bleak shitty planet with a gross red sun and a stupid asshole brother who is probably like 90% of the reason she hated herself so much and an uncomfortable hard sarcophagus bed and now she’s living in the lap of luxury as a queen in a palace full of bright colors and probably gets to sleep in a really massive royal bed next to the love of her life and she finally loves herself and is happy

because i do

i think about that a whole lot

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aliteralsunflower:
“respect people’s pronouns or else the Terf Bangs Crab™ will come for you and snip your hair
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aliteralsunflower:

respect people’s pronouns or else the Terf Bangs Crab™ will come for you and snip your hair

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zamaron:

what freedom speech is: you can express your opinions freely and the government can not punish you for them as long as it’s not some
sort of terroristic threat/hate speech.

what y'all who clearly failed 8th grade civics thinks it means: anyone can say anything and if you disagree or don’t like what i say you aren’t allowed to speak up,be angry or protest against it ever.

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dat-soldier:
“ Frrnmmmmhnhrkrk….
Hi, my name is The Succ. I have no mouth, I have no God, there is only The Succ.
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dat-soldier:

Frrnmmmmhnhrkrk….

Hi, my name is The Succ. I have no mouth, I have no God, there is only The Succ.

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shorthalt:

shorthalt:

Thanks dungeons and dragons for teaching me how to spell and correctly incorporate Cool Words into my vocabulary such as constitution, proficiency, dexterity, prestidigitation, initiative, and expeditious

history teacher: does anyone know what the united states constitution is?
me, who thinks im hot shit because i carry around a players handbook and eat dice for breakfast: EIGHTEEN 

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stormofthunder:

artist friend: hey i know your birthday is coming up and i want to draw a little something for you, do you have anything special in mind

me:

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