Silver Tongue

Jun 28

peanotbotter:

babyitaliano:

babyitaliano:

I love people who’s opinions are like designed just to piss everyone

Off

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bongwoter:

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apolloniosofrhodes:

i-like-buttons:

bleedingheartsandscreamingminds:

quiaudetvincet:

vedajuno:

charredasperity:

In memes where text or panels are edited the originals are always the funniest, case in point:

This is wonderful

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octopusjustice:

avatar characters ranked by if they know math:

1. toph (10/10) - she is rich which means she knows alll the math
2. azula (9/10) - she thinks math is boring but she thinks being better than zuko is fun
3. mai (7/10) - she would rather die than learn math but her parents made her
4. ty lee (6/10) - she ran away to join the circus but she still knows more math than zuko
5. katara (5/10) - katara was homeschooled so she only knows as much math as gran gran knows
6. zuko (4/10) - zuko is too dumb and angry to learn anything ever and also he is gay
7. appa (4/10) - appa can do multiplication but it takes him a while
8. sokka (2/10) - same as katara but hes stupid
9. momo (1/10) - momo can count but he cannot add
10. aang (0/10) - not only is aang a stupid twink who does not know anything, he also spent 100 years in an iceburg so he has forgotten any math he did learn with the monks

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halodite:

savedgame:

halodite:

savedgame:

my dog can walk through walls

not really cool

can you do that?

if i felt like it

anyone can walk through walls. Its called a door or a window, dumbass

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chopsmclaughlin:

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yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: “You see there are minimal weevils”

Half-Elf rogue: “I thought weevils were a neopet”

Isnt weevil that bug bitch that the pharaoh killed?

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umbrellatoast:

There are two types of people:

1: has a blog for every single fandom there in and barely uses most of them.

2: has one single blog where they put literally everything and it’s a total mess.

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mirrorfalls:

mrscarstairs:

Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.

So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.

Weird right?

I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.

After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.

She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES. 

This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.

Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.

This is the Good Post of Vending Miracles, reblog and you too will get a Special Surprise the next time you feed a vending machine

human kind cannot recieve anything without first giving up something of equal value in return…. Except for bottled coke

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