“Hey Steven, what’s up? Have you read more Homestuck?”
“Yeah, but I’m…”
“Aaahhh! Isn’t it amazing? How far did you get?”
“I’m almost done with one of the acts, but I’m really confused.”
“They keep talking about this Bro guy who died… am I supposed to know who he is?”
“Bro… but that’s Dave’s… brother.”
“Steven, you’re reading the acts in order right?”
“There’s an order!? Oh man, I just started with Act 5 because that’s where all the cool trolls are.”
(via gearholder)
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my dad entering my room with a bowl of grapes: do you want grapes?
me: no
my dad setting down the grapes on my desk: i will leave you these grapes here
(via gearholder)
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-”john what are you eating?” “troll eggs”
-”gamzee, I don’t understand, where do you get so much of this shit?” “well, it all started when I was a little dude…”
I’m having war flashbacks
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I’m sorry you’re going to be frustrated when I address the customer behind you to ask what they need and the customer behind THEM when they also need help. Asking where my co-workers went doesn’t really help. You’ve been talking to me for 20 minutes about nothing, I still don’t know what you need from me, and it’s an hour to close. We have other things to do than listen to you. Things that have to be done if we wanna go home.
From How I Became a Famous Novelist by Steve Hely
JFC.
ETCH THIS INTO MY HEADSTONE.
(via dan-mcneely)
when u have to pee but someones in the bathroom
What?
What the fuck?I guess youve never had to pee while someone else was in the bathroom
I have my own bathroom.
when you have your own bathroom
(Source: jokeboy, via dan-mcneely)
