Silver Tongue

Apr 22

When The Bard Uses Polymorph

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context : We’re all level 8 in the middle of a battle between the party and a group of Fomorians and giants. I, playing a Wizard who’s a little too brave for his own good, cast fly on myself and close in on a Fomorian who tried to run away. Once at the end of my fly speed, I drank a potion of fire breathing.

DM : It is now Mestipen’s (Bard) turn.

Mestipen : I want to call out Leocanto (me) “Hey, Leo! Check this out.” And I want to start playing a rendition of the Jurassic Park theme on my Lute and cast Polymorph to change Leocanto into a Tyrannosaurus Rex. 

DM : Does Leocanto resist?

Me : Never even crossed my mind.

DM : Okay. You are now a flying, fire breathing T Rex roaring in the face of a Fomorian who looks VERY afraid.

Me : *ooc* God I love D&D.

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sadhipstercat:

Good taz thing: putting “fantasy” in front of things that are clearly not fantasy in order to justify having it in the story

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serpoundalot:

I’m concerned when people seem to be incapable of conceiving that a character can have a good heart while occasionally being a jerk, selfish, hypocritical, unfair, unreasonable, hurtful, etc etc because last I checked, that’s what real people were like

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maxiesatanofficial:

you: bone-hurting juice

me:

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sorry sjws but there are only two genders

orochislayer:

  1. bone hurting juice memes
  2. doesnt know whats going on

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suicidalnautilus:
“TOO FAR
”

suicidalnautilus:

TOO FAR

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