Silver Tongue

Apr 22

hebr:

auroralynches:

now that’s what i call ineffective tumblr discourse! featuring such hits as “why aren’t you talking about this thing you didn’t know about”, “this 3-hour-old post has 20k notes instead of 100k clearly you’re all willfully ignoring it”, “if you don’t reblog this you’re a bad person”, & more manipulative bullshit that only exists to make the person saying it feel holier than thou!

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lalondes:

sweetstardrop:

lalondes:

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok

i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”

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strife-kind:

verdant rage

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ollietheduke:

gayunclejunkrat:

bro roadhog can stick felt eyebrows on the piggy tattoo on his stomach so it looks mad

lolll

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snoopingasusualisee:

pochowek:

no offense but who is the leading art director of this movie. the reverse pillow shading that in hindsight makes no sense at all. the facial expression that conveys an emotion not yet invented. the jarring magenta of the chocolate bar wrapping that for most people who have experience with 2d games bring back memories of The Absolute Magenta, a pink so eyefuckingly ugly it is essentially only used as the “transparency color” only because nobody right in their mind would use it as a design element. the fucking eyes

why is the character design….so inconsistent……

The new steven universe looks fantastic

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afloweroutofstone:

dismalame:

afloweroutofstone:

“Pornhub’s friendly media presence is designed to divert attention away from the ethical problems surrounding their company’s existence”

“True”

“For example, masturbation is immoral”

“Well,”

nobody in the entire world has ever made this argument

See the post immediately below this one

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afloweroutofstone:

rossjm:

yourhomeboycharliebrown:

it’s united’s turn to get dragged now

Getting real sick of Pornhub popping up everywhere trying to act like cool meme masters when in reality they’re a website filled with strangers fucking each other for the fleeting pleasure of viewers. Stop promoting easy access to voyeurism.

Yeah, they had us in the first half, I’m not gonna lie.

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did-you-kno:

After the Battle of Shiloh in 1862, many Civil War soldiers’ lives were saved by a phenomenon called ‘Angel’s Glow.’ The soldiers, who lay in the mud for two rainy days, had wounds that began to glow in the dark and heal unusually fast. In 2001, 2 teens won an international science fair by discovering the soldiers had been so cold that their bodies created the perfect conditions for growing a bioluminescent bacteria, which ultimately destroyed the bad bacteria that could’ve killed them. Source Source 2 Source 3

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