Silver Tongue

Jun 27

angelreithoughts:

The gaang plays a stupid game which basically tests how good zuko is at finding shit.

It starts off with aang trying to make zuko more likeable by showing how good he is at finding things. He hides their supplies in a weird part of the western air temple and is like “don’t worry. I’m sure zuko can find it by the end of the day.” He finds it in ten minutes.

The game gets more ridiculous. Aang hides their supply bag in secret rooms that not even he knew existed up until now. Katara freezes it in a block of ice and submerges it in a nearby lake. Sokka trains Appa to keep it in his mouth for long periods of time without swallowing it. Zuko finds it every damn time.

They’re impressed and somewhat unsettled by how good he is at this game. But they absolutely lose their shit when it comes to toph’s turn. She hides the supply bag deep underground and assures them that zuko can’t possibly find it unless he magically became an earth bender and learned seismic sense overnight.

Zuko kinda struggles with this one until he walks over the patch of dirt where toph buried the bag. It looks normal but he feels…different somehow?

Everyone’s thinking “oh god. Oh no. He can’t possibly do it. Don’t tell me he’s gonna do it.” Zuko silently points below his feet and the rest of the gaang have a collective breakdown.

Zuko’s like, “does this mean you guys think I’m cool now?” They’re all too terrified to say anything but “y-yeah sure.” And poor zuko is too socially inept to hear the fear in their voices. He just smiles and thinks his friends are liking him more now.

imagine after aangs death, zuko is like “we should go the southern water tribe. i have a feeling”

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laflareon:

catchymemes:

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At first I thought the only thing missing was people wearing masks, but now I realize this take is spot on…

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firelxdykatara:

weeping-wandrian:

So the Jet/Zuko fight scene is great for many reasons but can you imagine, sitting in dunkins donuts, sipping your dunkaccino, and this crazed teenager comes in with these enormous. hooks? and accuses the ALSO teenaged cashier of being a russian sleeper agent and there’s a cop who tries to diffuse the situation but instead of letting things de-escalate the cashier leaps over the counter, steals the cop’s gun, and says “i’ll give you a show” i mean-

#six months after the incident you start going to this new indie coffee shop#and it turns out to be owned by vladimir putins brother

how could you hide this in the tags

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pharaonicwolf:

Love how Aang had to sneak into the Fire Nation on a specific day of the year to get Roku to start talking to him while Kyoshi came back from the Spirit World just to tell a group of villagers “YES I DID kill your ancestor because he was a COLONIZER what are you going to DO about it??” 

theres actually a reason for that! its because the first contact with a past life takes a lot of spirituality and is incredibly difficult. But once its done it gets easier! like the initial door is hard to open but all the doors behind it are easy

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jakegender:

lesjade:

vriska and karkat, completely separately, find out about the existence of slurs and the next time they see each other they won’t stop yelling them at each other

remember that karkat canonically invented the f slur to call vriska

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fletchery-png:
“remember when people thought Jake was gonna go apeshit?
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fletchery-png:

remember when people thought Jake was gonna go apeshit?

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fell-reverie:

maybecowboycore:

When Adam bit the apple he did it because he trusted Eve. Because he loved her. Adam bit into the apple because the woman he loved told him to, no matter what God said. No matter the rules of heaven. What’s heaven to a woman’s love anyway? What’s God to your wife? The first sins of humanity, were trusting others. Eve trusted a snake, Adam trusted Eve, and I trust you. Maybe that’s a sin, just like the first couple. Maybe everyone’s right about us and we’re sinners and we offend God. But like I said, what’s God to a woman’s love anyway? What has heaven got that I can’t find sitting next to you on a cool autumn morning?

Found Hozier’s tumblr account

god didnt jump out until adam bit the apple because he never told eve to avoid it. only adam.

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