Silver Tongue

Apr 21

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solidbanana:

imo the single funniest thing Gorillaz has ever done was when recording Do Ya Thing they were told to make a song inspired by a shoe and featuring André 3000 and on the very last day of recording  André did a one-take, ad-libbed freestyle for 13 minutes and everyone else had no idea when it was gonna end

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achillesvevo:

halespecterwinchester:

greaseonmymouth:

just-shower-thoughts:

My ability to proofread increases by 1000% after I hit “Submit”.

this is often because when you’ve submitted something (like fanfiction to ao3) it will be in a different font, size and framing than in your word processor. The text will look different in the new environment so your brain stops skipping what looks familiar (like a typo that has been there since the beginning).

So, tip: revise your work in a different font and size. I guarantee you’ll catch more typos and mistakes than otherwise.

For all my writers (ones I follow and the ones that thankfully follow me)

*changes font to webdings* catch ya l8r suckers this is how pros proofread

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shithowdy:

youtube video: Animals Being Assholes!

me: oh haha like crows tail-pulling this will be funny

youtube video: [11 minutes of humans antagonizing animals or invading their territory and prompting them to attack]

me: i see

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from-gilbo-vith-love:

dirkstridersbraces:

dirkstridersbraces:

dirkstridersbraces:

my dad bought new scooby doo cereal but the dog bone shaped cereal pieces look like dicks

im about to eat a bowl of dicks for breakfast

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that was the last and worst bowl of dicks i will ever eat Fuck you scooby dicks cereal

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morthils:

morthils:

i’d kill for a steady income tbh

so turns out this is called being an assassin. finally, a career for me

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