Silver Tongue

Oct 21

adurot:
“ conspicuouslad:
“ thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:
“ isquirtmilkfrommyeye:
“ Arby’s gets it
”
They constructed the controller from scratch, set up the shot with food, and posted it just 6 ½ hours after the reveal. Whatever they’re paying the...

adurot:

conspicuouslad:

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

isquirtmilkfrommyeye:

Arby’s gets it

They constructed the controller from scratch, set up the shot with food, and posted it just 6 ½ hours after the reveal. Whatever they’re paying the person running this account, it’s not enough.

I bet they photoshopped it in but yeah this is nuts

That looks like it would take longer to photoshop than actually make. It’s just cut/folded cardstock.

you can see that it’s made of cardboard.

(via adurot)

palaciospage:
“ “Why are you walking like that?”
Seeing Alolan Rattata on it’s hind legs reminded me of that opening scene in Ratatouille with Amil and Remi.
”

palaciospage:

“Why are you walking like that?”

Seeing Alolan Rattata on it’s hind legs reminded me of that opening scene in Ratatouille with Amil and Remi.

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socotic:

How i clean my room:
- start in one corner
- find something from 7 years ago
- forget about cleaning my room

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mrsjadecurtiss:
“ stanthecynicaldork:
“ birdarangs:
“ karynchaotic:
“ take your smileys from normal to unsettling in one easy step by putting just a little too much effort into the eyes
” ”
WTF
”
ok but
:D
”

mrsjadecurtiss:

stanthecynicaldork:

birdarangs:

karynchaotic:

take your smileys from normal to unsettling in one easy step by putting just a little too much effort into the eyes

image

WTF

ok but

image

:D

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thinkpiecebot:

Could Vore Be The Only Chance To Stop Trump?

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die-einzelganger:

die-einzelganger:

when a pokemon is both steel and feathers

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clientsfromhell:

I work in client servicing at a reputable international advertising agency in the Middle East. One day, we had to evacuate because there was a fairly major fire in our building. This is the conversation I had with a long-time client when I called to tell him.  

Me: Hi! I’m sorry, but we’ve had a fire emergency in our tower and we had to vacate the premises. I apologize, but I will not be able to send you the designs today.

Client: Oh no! Can’t you just email it?

Me: Sorry no. The designer was finishing it when we had to leave, and it isn’t finished.

Client: Can’t he just access his email, download it and finish it?

Me: Sorry, it was on his desktop and, since it was quite a large file, he couldn’t upload it anywhere before evacuating.

Client: Can he go back to the office and send it now?

Me: Are you asking me to send him back to a burning building so he can finish a little more quickly?

Client: Oh, I guess that isn’t possible, is it?

Me: No. We’re all okay, by the way.

Client: What?

Me: Nothing.


> Want to know if freelancing is for you?

suturmontalksabouthomos:

“blowing up my desk is totally justifiable foR A DIARY”

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turnways:
“ arad1a:
“ Dee
”
I’m legit struggling to tell if this is a real blog or just a very self aware dirk role player
”

turnways:

arad1a:

Dee

I’m legit struggling to tell if this is a real blog or just a very self aware dirk role player

(Source: landofquartzandmelody, via dan-mcneely)