Silver Tongue

Apr 21

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tawaranotohta:
“ windycat:
“ hollowedskin:
“ sprachtraeume:
“ meladoodle:
“i too, think it would be different if we were staring into our empty palms and not an incredibly complex device which gives us access to almost all of the information in the...

tawaranotohta:

windycat:

hollowedskin:

sprachtraeume:

meladoodle:

i too, think it would be different if we were staring into our empty palms and not an incredibly complex device which gives us access to almost all of the information in the world and can be used to communicate with other people

This is like taking a picture of a cyclist and photoshopping the bike out and then making fun of them for being in a silly position

reblog if you DO lie in bed and stare at your palms for hours while dissociating from reality

Where’s that pic of that motorist on a like low riding motorbike or whatever but the bike had been photoshopped out and it looked like he’s farting fire because this is literally that.

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weaux:

golfgalaxy:

wake up in the morning whack my peepee

got my glasses im out the door I’m gonna hit this city

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ladymalchav:

lesighh:

girilla-warfare:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

extremely clever

this joke annoys me because there’s no way to tell it verbally 

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ntamarit:
“Red Riding Hood.
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ntamarit:

Red Riding Hood. 

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a-trex:
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a-trex:

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retrogamingblog:
“Happy Mask Salesman by IsaacJLitman
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retrogamingblog:

Happy Mask Salesman by IsaacJLitman

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