Silver Tongue

Oct 19

Talk about mind blowing!

Let it be real.

equestrianrepublican:
hadjiiembermctillhawk:
spookymcspookerson:
Well the dishwasher at where I work just threw a tantrum, quit, and then threatened to shoot up the place.

If I die, I want you all to know, that you’re all fucking memers and I hate you all.
I gotta be honest here. At first I thought you meant a dishwasher like the kitchen appliance, not a person whose job is to wash the dishes.
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commandtower-solring-go:

new-evitron:
i dunno why people are confused about why cask of amontillado is catching on, it’s easily poe’s funniest damn story
dude says at the beginning “man. i hate this fucking guy. i’m the pettiest bitch of all time. i’m gonna get him”
and then his friend is so drunk that he’s like sure man! i’ll go into your weird Hell Cellar for some dope ass amontillado
and then he just gets fuckin walled in there with no twist at all. the twist is that the protag ended up doing what he intended to do while being completely suspicious and not at all hiding his animosity. and the clown guy is a fucking rube and had every chance to NOT die and didn’t take them. it’s fucking funny

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