Silver Tongue

Apr 18

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mods are asleep post illegal bionicle building techniques

pochowek:

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FREEZE DON’T MOVE SCUMBAGS WE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WE WANT YOU

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TAKE THE SHOT TAKE THE SHOT

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SAYONRA DIRTBAG

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you fucking fools. you got the wrong guy. that’s clearly lego, not Bionicle

bionicle IS Lego. this is just killing the man in charge. they’re thinking ahead

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mbulteau:

canonchuuya:

memelovingbot:

you are weak and Smashmouth is coming for you

and they don’t stop coming

someBODY once- FUCK

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kuriwuri:
“its a day after 4/13, sure, but still. have the best boy™ being happy and also transparent
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kuriwuri:

its a day after 4/13, sure, but still. have the best boy™ being happy and also transparent 

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fakepockets:
“charlie the unicorn has a heartbreaking origins story
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fakepockets:

charlie the unicorn has a heartbreaking origins story

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silver-tongues-blog asked: baby scraps n3

scraps-is-busy:

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“ Guys who complain about...

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agoodcartoon:

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”

“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

“For the love of God, Montresor!”
-Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

Incessantly, I heard a smacking,
as of some entitled dipshit whacking,
whacking on my chamber door.

Resignedly, I placed another layer,
voicing a quiet, repeated prayer,
“This dude thinks he’s a player,
but I am not a point to score,
he should fuck off and bother me no more.”

Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

edgar allen bro

Oh my god

holy shit

@kittyvonplenty

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