Silver Tongue

Oct 18

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fartgallery:

boss: it was just a urine test, the government did not–

me: THE GOVERNMENT STOLE MY PISS

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• Them: motherfucker
• Me, an intellectual: Oedipus

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timecannotberewritten:

ueaq:

“when im 20 he’ll be 25” but you arent???? 20. youre 15??? and he is 20????????? why is a 20 year old into 15 year olds

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torterra:

yall: “there’s not enough pokemon!” “the leaks ruined everything!” “i’m not excited for sun and moon anymore!”

me:

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honeyangelbaby:

:)

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