8 years of Homestuck and nobody has every written a “Vriska has to hire a lawyer and it’s Terezi” AU i’m so disappointed
actually – “short circuit” on AO3 features terezi as a defense lawyer for vriska after vriska murders her ex-boyfriend if i remember correctly… holy hell i found a link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/391218/chapters/641958
its been less than half an hour and people are already complaining about three “female” characters in being released a row. there’s 12 male heroes. with the new hero there is 11 female heroes. we haven’t even reached an equal amount and yet somehow this is an assault on masculinity ???
while i agree with you your math is off, discounting robots the male characters are genji, mccree, s76, reaper, hanzo, junkrat, torb, roadhog, rein, winstons a gorilla so he half counts, and lucio. Thats 11 but you can count zen if you want to so 12 max. For female characters theres tracer, pharah, sombra, widow, mei, zarya, dva, (efi) orisa, ana, mercy, sym. thats 11. The cast is equal now from an organic pov.
“Your math is off” *produces the exact same numbers*
I was watching the new D.Va highlight intro frame-by-frame (shut up it’s all I have ok) and I always thought she had some kind of eject button in her MEKA seat that sent her flying into the air, but I noticed at the beginning of this intro she clearly exits the mech, hangs on to the back for a split second, and THEN launches herself into the air. and nothing seems to be propelling her upward at all.
(I slowed it down in gif form so you can see it better)
which means she’s flinging herself a ridiculous distance into the air, like in this intro…