*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken
Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on
im a guy
Oops lol no thank you
I never offered to give you anything
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parades at disney: here’s a 40 foot tall mechanical dragon that actually breaths fire
parades at universal: y’all remember Hop(2011)?
Ight but you can openly drink and there are kiosks full of alcohol at Universal
So
Take ya pickhave fun dehydrating at the amusement park, you stupid shit
Disney has more accidents recorded than any other amusment park franchise ever :/
Wow. The company that has had parks open for over 60 years on four different countries has had more recorded accidents than the company with three parks that have been open since the 90s.
amusement part discourse
tiniest-hands-in-all-the-land:
Gangster cat
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If you’re awake between 3 AM and 6 AM you’re appropriating lycanthrope culture and you need to go to sleep and check your privilege
This is blatant vampire erasure.
Go write a sad poem about it
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Aries: Apathy
Taurus: Nervousness
Gemini: Self-loathing
Cancer: Hatred
Leo: Affection
Virgo: Concern
Libra: Regret
Scorpio: Arrogance
Capricorn: Anger
Aquarius: Lust
Peixes: Cheerfulnesswait a second
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assigned… at birth? holy shit, that assignment must be so overdue, i hope this gender doesn’t effect my GPA
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