words cannot express the dread I feel
Whys he look like he struggles to sell a song once a month on bandcamp
(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
i am an artist
(via scraps-is-busy)
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vampirekin-deactivated20190403 asked: Ever tried drinking ink?
Send help
stop the normalization of joeys drinking ink 1932 #STNJDI
also featuring @askjoeydrew because i’ve always gotta feature him somewhere
much, much later..
(we’re exploring a ruin; we just entered a dark corridor and there’s a skeleton coming at us)
me: oh, it’s alive?
DM: yeah, you can talk to it and all
me: can i seduce it?
DM: you can try?
me: cool, i roll to seduce the skeleton. (gets a nat20)
DM: shit. okay. what do you say?
me: uh. wait. “looks like the skeleton is out of the closet”
DM: (laughing) right. okay. it’s immediatelly attracted to you.
me: nice.
DM: (skeleton voice) “lets bone, baby”
me: i regret this.
(skeleton died a turn later after i sent it to scout out a dangerous room, my character was sad but also very relieved)
(via yourplayersaidwhat)
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Happy easter, have some vampire bunny boy.
a troublesome scorpio.
(via comfiecore)
Does anyone remember that pokemon episode where an unexplained giant Magikarp almost lands on and kills Ash, only for a swole and tanned Nurse Joy to show up, force feed it a whole bottle of opiates, and then effortlessly overhead-press the one-ton fish before throwing it into the ocean, all in the space of about 30 seconds
