oh man i just had a thought. how betrayed dyou think davenport felt after remembering?? like this character who tried so hard to be taken seriously was reduced to a fool who could only say his own name. damn.
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taako and lup, in unison as they heely into a new reality: sup heteros
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why do people always advertise skin products as making your skin “radiant”? like “clean” and “clear” i get but i’ve never once looked at myself in the mirror and thought, “you know what would be better? if i were bioluminescing like some sort of hideous deep-sea creature”
actually, you know what, if clerasil is gonna straight up turn me into some aquatic horrorterror, sign me the fuck up. fuck college, i’m all about that “lurking in swamps and frightening sleep-deprived drivers on long interstate trips with my literally radiant skin” life now. we gon be a cryptid for a living
reblog if youd rather be a cryptid
Catch me devouring hitchikers in the midwest with my extendable prehensile jaws.
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“Blue doesn’t have a clue.”
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this is the good bubbles of anti-hellsite
reblog and your dashboard will be protected from drama and bad discourse in 2017
Anonymous asked: What if when barry and the twins first met, barry could hardly tell which one was which and accidentally flirted with taako when he meant to flirt with lup
yes, yes, absolutely
BACKSTORY: My party is being accused of destroying a city and must stand trial to prove their innocence so they’re getting help from their cities paladin.
DM(Paladin): Have you heard the case of the legendary warrior Orenthal James of House Simpson? He killed his wife and got away with it.
Ranger: THE GAUNTLETS DIDN’T FIT!
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wanted posters are just cowboy call out posts