Silver Tongue

Apr 13

zestytaako:

*banging pots and pans together* YEAH UH WHERES THE FUCKIN POWER BEAR????

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galactic-conquest:

this is just a sketch but this blog has just kinda become??? where I post my TaZ stuff??? so here’s The Twins, I love them so much

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bloodsbane:

ssssuuuper quick doodle of the twins!!

bloodsbane:

yall: *draw sad lucretia stuff*

me, trying not to cry and failing: i cant believe youve done this

Pink Poison, the Surprising New Trend That’s Saving Rhinos -

lalna:

shewillpunchyouintheface:

fluffmugger:

1) Does not hurt rhinos

2) Discolours ivory (BRIGHT PINK) thus reducing saleability

3) Can be detected by airport scanners, even if ground up, thus increasing the chances you will be caught

4) Causes nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea if ingested by humans, thus driving away your customer base

Win. Win. Win. Win.

5) makes rhinos look adorable & fashionable

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best part of the ep:

mortharris:

Fantasy Reporters & News Publications

• Steve Fohnson, Fantasy Times
  
• Rex Reed, Hollywudd Reporter
  
• Rod Peaselwax, Freedom Constitutional
  
• Clop Hoofman, Minotaur Monthly
  
• Clip Clayvon, Boston Messenger
  
• Jeff Jeffins, Jeff Report
  
• Wisp Blinkman, theeyeofthebeholder\geocities.com
  
• Dr. Frasier Crane, The Frasier Crane Show
  
• Jamie Green, Bugbear Times
  

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• tumblr users in ten years: God. Holy Shit. I told someone to kill themselves over a ship? Christ, I was scum. Where the fuck were my parents?
• me in ten years: i have no regrets, because i never told anyone to kill themselves in the first place. my mama didn't raise me in a fucking barn.