the best thing in all of homestuck is when we saw what the kids would be like if they didn’t play sburb and grew up, jade, rose, and dave all became dedicated anti fascists who literally rebelled against a dictatorship and murdered important members of the regime, while john literally was just A Stand Up Comedian
Just showered for half an hour and composed a dozen text posts in my head. Debating which ones to realize.
No.
It’s not like Chef lives in a country with a shortage of water. In fact, I’m pretty sure they spend a lot of money trying to have LESS water.
Dude, you don’t know the half of it. We drained a fucking sea in the middle of our country and made a new province out of it.
The wikipedia article on that sea is in past tense now. We did that.
Water ain’t got shit on us. Half our culture is based around fighting the fucking forces of nature.
Dutch people: not remotely in the area of fucking around.
I mean, there is a reason for the saying “God created the world; the Dutch created the Netherlands”. That reason is that we created basically a third of the land we now occupy.
Just a PSA for everyone!! With spring coming around and the humming birds migrating back in. I just want to warn everyone do NOT no matter what use the “premade” red humming bird food. The red dye in the food is causing seizures and death among the birds. Instead you can make your own! Just use 2 cups water and half cup sugar!
GIVE THEM THE GOOD SUGAR WATERS they come every year to my feeders, I love these birds they deserve that premium warm sugar water
eating artificial blue raspberry flavored candy that is so fucking blue that it turns your mouth the same unnatural blue is one of life’s simple pleasures
