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people on here still lose their fuckin minds over vore jokes but like……….. if you have been on the internet for over a month and vore still shocks you i don’t know what to tell you. i don’t know what to say. i’ve been surfing the web for years and i’m so numb at this point like honestly people who are into vore are so neutral and intro level just let them jack off in peace. you all still have so much lust for life and youthful astonishment and outrage but i’m like a ragdoll getting washed down some rapids limply slamming into all the rocks.
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Pilot #24
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He won’t be forgotten.
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Set the Scene: The half-celestial elf Zuriel is staying with the tiefling Lilcyra in a temple that acts as a half-way house for the good aligned travelers at 1 gold per night per person, run by bipedal carnivorous bee people (lovingly named the Beeple) that worship a deity of bees and wary travelers. This is a summary of the events that transpired.
Lilcyra(OOC): So I’m going to write a letter to you-know-who before going to sleep
DM: Yeah that’s fine, just pm me what you’re going to say
Lilcyra writes the letter and the setting switches to Zuriel discussing the Beeple’s odd carnivorous ways and the rotting meat honey they create from this diet.
Some 40 minutes later discussing where Lilcyra can buy this “honey” after sending off her letter
Zuriel: Do you have any idea where the market is or are you just wanting to look around for it.
Lilcyra: In case you didn’t know I’m blind, and new to this town so I don’t know where the market is.
Zuriel: No no I guessed that back when you tried to read the scroll, couldn’t, and then asked me to do it for you. I had just assumed that you were either blind or couldn’t read, not that I would judge you either way-
DM: Wait, oh my god you can’t read…
Cue my confusion as both Lilcyra and our DM bust a gut at the realization that Lilcyra is blind and couldn’t have written a letter, so essentially she just sent a page of scribbled on paper to someone extremely important because they forgot that their character is blind.
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merry homestuck eve!
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