Silver Tongue

Apr 12

whitepeopledoingdumbshit:
“ berret-snowbear:
“ shameshack:
“ “Why would someone make this???
”
probably to ensure a spot in the darkest pits of hell
”
Someone put this in my dash and now every single one of you must suffer with me.
”
I hope whoever...

whitepeopledoingdumbshit:

berret-snowbear:

shameshack:

Why would someone make this???

probably to ensure a spot in the darkest pits of hell

Someone put this in my dash and now every single one of you must suffer with me.

I hope whoever made this has a terrible week

(via deep-sea-prince)

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aurghhh:

I’ve just been reading people freaking out at Target in the US no longer labeling their toys “girls” and “boys”. A fairly common response is something like “How will I know what to get my granddaughter for her birthday if I don’t know which are the girl’s toys?” Hmm, well, what does your granddaughter like? Maybe you could actually get to know her and find out what her interests are rather than treating her as a generic representative of her assigned gender. Just a thought.

(via dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328)

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DM’s professional advice

yourplayersaidwhat:

“Don’t vore the pop tarts.
Please.”

(via yourplayersaidwhat)

vvitch better have my money

sugahigh:

andreii-tarkovsky:

andreii-tarkovsky:

andreii-tarkovsky:

payeth me what thee owe me

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this is black phillip, the money goat!

reblog in 10 sec and money will come your way so you can live deliciously

@tableforonepleasee

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Anonymous asked: Wait you did pull the trigger piglet!?

iguanamouth:

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animatedwhovian:
“ in-love-with-my-bed:
“ queenieeegoldstein:
“ myca-ruba:
“ blacksirencry:
“ swaglexander-the-great:
“ #That’s a#That’s a blue ringed octopus#You’re going to die do you realise that#It is literally one of the most deadly animals in...

animatedwhovian:

in-love-with-my-bed:

queenieeegoldstein:

myca-ruba:

blacksirencry:

swaglexander-the-great:

#That’s a#That’s a blue ringed octopus#You’re going to die do you realise that#It is literally one of the most deadly animals in the world#Not just in Australia or just in the ocean in THE WORLD#Put it DOWN#And go to a hospital jfc via platonic-rabbit 

me tryna find out if this fool died

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The venom kills in minutes and there is no antivenom and the bites are painless so there’s a solid chance they died

He’s actually still alive and has an instagram called william_exotique. The octopus appears to be his pet and he posts videos and pictures of him holding it and touching it a lot so I have no fucking clue what’s going on there

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Love conquers all apparently

clearly he’s one of the goldcliff battle wagon racers

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