Silver Tongue

Oct 15

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akiraita:

snout:

snout:

good comedic device: when somebody throws an object offscreen and an inappropriate sound effect plays such as an explosion

important addition to this post: when things that are not independently combustible violently explode on impact

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slurpoof:

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shadowthephoenix:

Fat and beauty can coexist. “You would be beautiful if you lost a bit of weight” and “you still have a pretty face” are not compliments. You are beautiful now and your whole being is pretty. Your soul is alight. You are radiant.

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imgayforshiek:
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“ someone wonder traded me this poor darling and im determined to be her best friend to make up for her asshole OT
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her name is Hattie I love...

imgayforshiek:

imgayforshiek:

imgayforshiek:

imgayforshiek:

imgayforshiek:

imgayforshiek:

someone wonder traded me this poor darling and im determined to be her best friend to make up for her asshole OT

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her name is Hattie I love her

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im so proud of her!!

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she’s gonna be a contest star I believe in her

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She’s so close!!! but first…

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looking good, hattie!!

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She did it!!!

(Source: tigeri102, via bloodsbane)

kingunderthecarpark:

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joshnewberry:

people who complain about dinosaurs “not being scary anymore” because its been discovered they have feathers and are closely related to/ancestors of birds are so bizarre like

  • its not about how scary they are, they are/were real life animals and what matters is learning more about them, not how well they fit into your science fiction horror film lol
  • can you imagine a 13 foot chicken running at you with full intent to eat you??? thats fucking terrifying holy shit

peacocks are synonymous with vain, frivolous beauty and they will attack cars. they will attack you while you try to get to your car. they’re like six feet of useless feathers and they will destroy you. imagine if they were carnivorous and had functional spurs. 

a t-rex could look like a gay disco ball and i guarantee that you would fucking book it if it had a problem with you

listen

listen

have you ever met a swan

if anything the birdier they get the scarier they are

Australia literally fought a war against giant birds AND FUCKING LOST

@kidwithheadphones

Overheard in the student lounge:

“Oh man, I can’t deal with birds ‘cause they’re dinosaurs and sometimes it’s like they get this glint in their eyes and they remember.”

“Have you ever interacted with a goose? ‘Cause those things are dicks.”

@lifeisbetterinheels

DO not fuck with a goose. Geese will fucking murder you without hesitation

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randomsplashes:

randomsplashes:

when u and obi-wan gotta take a shot every time ur grandson says he’s gonna finish what u started (x):

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bonus: han joins in on the party 

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spoopy-tongues-blog:
“ you know, too many people focus on the “enslaved umanity before wiping out the people” aspect of her time on earth and not the “fantastic baking skills” aspect.
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spoopy-tongues-blog:

you know, too many people focus on the “enslaved umanity before wiping out the people” aspect of her time on earth and not the “fantastic baking skills” aspect.

(Source: silver-tongues-blog)