Silver Tongue

Oct 14

rate-my-reptile:
“He
”

rate-my-reptile:

He

(Source: realfootage, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

[video]

verbalvomits:
“ I can’t wait until 2016 ends
”

verbalvomits:

I can’t wait until 2016 ends

(via zeroyalviking)

askmeaniebelle asked: Ummm... someone lit your yard on fire... it wasn't me... I swear... must've been Diamond Tiara. Yup... Diamond Tiara... yup... oh ignore the fact it's shaped in letters... not confessing love to your son... nope nope nope. *gallops off*

:

image

Not again.

itsnotaconspiracy:
“ I remember seeing that post about worst format for entering your phone number… This one is actually the worst.
”

itsnotaconspiracy:

I remember seeing that post about worst format for entering your phone number… This one is actually the worst.

(Source: thebsdboys, via deep-sea-prince)

thrakaboom:

When doctors are like “what are your symptoms” and you’re like “dude I don’t even know I just kinda live like this”

(Source: cptmarveljr, via deep-sea-prince)

spoil your OC’s storyline/character arc with no context

totalityofthegrump:

redxluna:

actualjackmorrison:

mintchipmage:

sancti-iniquitas:

maybethings:

julesmcfly:

fancy-but-disgruntled:

imagineyouroc:

(inspired by those “spoil the ending of your favorite game/movie/book but with no context” posts)

arrggg me matey 

She never gets cured

Grows hair out, cooks gyoza, possibly decides they’re genderqueer

“Fuck, he’s hot” *gets in trouble*

That’s it. For all of them.

Well, that could have been timed better.

“Rocks are dangerous”

Gained family members in the process of losing them.

Politics are hard

Villain to hero au

(via bloodsbane)

diives:
“  I’d think twice before select Snorlax as my buddy now I
”

diives:

I’d think twice before select Snorlax as my buddy now I

(via )

jellygoodtime:
“@judds-beloved-friend‘s commission
m yes jelly man got the monz
”

jellygoodtime:

@judds-beloved-friend‘s commission

m yes jelly man got the monz

(Source: jellygoodtime-blog1)

epic-divorceman:
“ @bloodsbane requested a throwback
”

epic-divorceman:

@bloodsbane requested a throwback 

(via thegiantrat)